On non-network channels

Obama endured great pain to explain

Taliban is not terrorist, the Afghan-based

Organization claimed an attack on contract

A fighter infiltrated security forces

The U.S. spent $65 billion to build details

Refused to buy war rugs with overt designs

For fear they would put off strong Pharisees

They would not acknowledge their faith

Put out of the synagogue, a rabbi

Peeped at mikveh and refused to move

An e-mail sent to congregants encouraged

Energetic and highly musical worship

A passionate audience collaborated quickly

On the toughest ex-wife’s new husband

In a syndicated series during the latter half

The 80s were sold to local want ads

Reruns and unusual programming debuted

On non-network channels any who

Mostly crappy where I grew up and watched

Each weekend pass without friends